DOTLAN EveMaps

We're pretty sure, like, 99 percent sure, that Harambe was an inside job

Donald Trump--> "Look, I'm not saying the zoo did anything wrong, but when I'm president we'll have all the best gorillas, I'll get the best people on that."

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Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize a small boy in your enclosure
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or just let him slip?

Yo, check it:
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
Park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regrettin'
What they shot down, the internet grows loud
They open their mouth, but the memes
Won't stop now
Provokin', how, everybody's revoltin' now
Dicks are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!